Reductio Ad Absurdum

 They wear their trousers above their ankles, they swing their hips insolently. They listen to this thing called Rock 'N Roll. Prepare to meet the shocking, emerging generation: the teenager.

'Frape'.
That's a gross misuse of the word 'rape' ain't it?!
Ok, let's see. Rape:  force (someone/something) to have sex against their will; "The woman was raped on her way home at night." ('something'?! Oh Google, you worry me..)

Now, before we progress, let me introduce this 'frape' thing to you guys who are out of the loop with what the cool kids are getting up to these days, other than illicit carnal activites behind park benches. Frape is a status posted on your behalf, supposedly without your knowledge, intended to make you look like an utter, disgraceful twat. But it is a bit like a Blackberry phone in the sense that it doesn't quite do what it's meant to. My opinions on Blackberry phones and BBM will be revealed on later posts but a rough sketch of it would be that it is a 'phone' rarely used for calling or texting instead used to arrange a shag with a stranger at your local Sainsbury's disabled toilet. Reactions from friends to fraped statuses tend to be along the lines of such generic comments : ''OMG cool guy, cool guy'' or ''you got fraped nicely ;)'' followed with your choice of LOL, LMAO, ROFL.

Classic examples of frape include:
''Josh imabitofacunt McArthur - I love it when my mum bends over while hoovering, always look forward to that.''
''Stacy InmyprofilepictureIamsittingonatoiletseeminglytakingapiss Cox - disappointed the shop ran out of 12 inch dildos, gotta make do with a 10 inch one =[.''

Back to my point of how it is a such a gross misuse of the word 'rape'.
So we've established that rape is sex in which the victim didn't quite get the chance to say no. Of course she would've given the chance.. Frapes, my friends are completely intentional. The victims of such frape incidents could nearly convince you that they were part of a U.S Army Black Ops mission in Tehran some few years back. There is a precise protocol they are mastered at. Log on to Facebook. Make sure someone is glaring at the keyboard while you type your password in. Pretend you need to piss. Leave Facebook logged on...
Mission Accomplished.

So it isn't exactly rape.. Rather, its got more in similar with those office Christmas parties where you have sex with the blonde tart, who totally came onto you by the way, but you still get a call the next morning from the Metropolitan Police asking you to come down to the station.

Young boys and girls, I've never liked a single thing about you. But frape? Really?
Get the fuck out.

Yours Truly

Cunt